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A. Oh shit that's not fair. I'm trying really, really hard right now but there's just no logical way of trying to get to the correct number.
If I get this wrong, are you going to give me a 1? Please don't do that. Other than giving you a umber, let me give you 10 reasons why you shouldn't give me a 1 if I get the answer wrong, which, to be fair to me, is a 90% change. Come on now, I think I deserve a change to appease you.
1. I've been working very hard to get 10's. All of my ratings this past week have been 9's or 19's.
2. You will make me sad if I got a 1.
3. I will have temporary low self-esteem.
4. You seem like a nice person and wouldn't do such a thing.
5. You will make the world a sadder place if you do such a thing.
6. By not giving me a bad rating, you know for a fact that you've made the world a better place.
7. Giving me a high rating will encourage me to make more quality answers, therefore making QuestionSwap a happier place!
8. I was nice to everyone today, so I don't think I deserve such a thing.
9. You'll feel like a nicer person afterwards if you give me a good rating.
10. I'm nice. I never cut people off on the road. I never talk loud in movies. I hold the door open for people. I ask you what floor you need to get on in the elevator. I say "Bless you." when you sneeze.
And my guess is 7.
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A. Yeah can you pick me up a large bottle of Sprite, a tub Of Ben n Jerry's (choc chip cookie dough), datarock's new album, a packet of Doritos and dip and a packet of Rizzla.
Oh and a scone. I do love a good scone.
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A. Actually, classical aside, I really recommend the music by Mike Oldfield, especially "Ommadawn" and "Hergest Ridge" as good starting points, and of course "Music Of The Spheres" which is Mikes first classical piece.
Anyway, as for classical music, Vaughan-Williams is a good composer to begin with, with his "English Folk song Suite" and of course anything by Einaudi if you like the piano.
if you like string works (like your question says) then give Vaughan Williams "Fantasia on a theme by Thomas Tallis" a try, it is something truly special.
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A. I despise you for making me open the wikipedia and seriously weigh my options per bestiality. At first I checked out large birds, since from an ornithological standpoint, they're the most beautiful animals. But their only sexual hole is cloaca, which probably doesn't lend well to penetration, and I'd hate to be an animal fucker AND a murderer.
So then, like a Welshman, looked at livestock. But I quickly decided I didn't want to fuck something that would likely shit or piss on me in the act, as that would quickly kill the mood. Plus, how horrific would it be eating a sexual partner? That's like a triple entendre there.
So then I went with unconventional partners. I like giraffes. But for the life of me, I couldn't find a picture of a giraffe vagina. Also, I can't figure out the logistics of fucking on stilts. But then, while going through the large marine mammals, I read that dolphin vaginas actually grip and massage their partner's phallus. So that would probably help me orgasm, even though I'd be suicidal with disgust.
So there you go. I'd fuck a dolphin, probably.
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A. Well, I guess I could just pop 'round to the store and buy one, but that wouldn't be terribly interesting, would it?
I'd set up and elborate path of Slip-n-Slides from my house to the grocery store across town. Then I'd dress as an Emperor Penguin and pretend that the Slip-n-Slides were ice floes, and I had to use them to escape an invisible polar bear. Once I got to the store, I'd waddle to the frozen treats aisle, purchase my Klondie bar, and devour it messily to show those polar bears who's boss!
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A. I think there guys out there like you, but I'm not sure if you're in the minority or what. The media definitely plays up the stereotype of men who think of nothing but sex constantly, and I think a lot of people are impressionable and think that's how they're supposed to act, so they do. But if that stereotype were completely true, not a whole lot would be accomplished by men.
So I'm thinking it's possible that there are lots of guys out there like you, but perhaps they're too afraid to admit that they'd rather get all snuggly and cuddly than have sex.
And yes, I'm a girl, and I think it's absolutely refreshing to hear from a guy who isn't always out for sex. I'd definitely date someone like you, and I'm sure there are plenty of girls out there who'd agree with me on this one.
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A. Me: Mid-to-late twenties, female.
I'll start it by running at my opponent full speed, screaming like a girl at the top of my lugs, throwing myself at her and hopefully landing on top of her, pinning her to the ground.
From there, I'll grab and pull her hair with my left hand while alternately slapping her and clawing at her eyes in an effort to bewilder and blind her. I'll pay careful attention to stay away from her mouth; I assume she's rabid.
Once I've got her blinded, I'll use my hold on her hair to ram her head into the concrete. Did I mention this duel is happening in the parking lot of the local 7-11? Yeah, it is.
While I'm ramming the back of her skull into the pavement, I'll start hopping up and down on her chest and attempt to break a rib or two. But, oh snap! This psycho-bitch. Argh! She's stabbed me in the ass!
As I roll off of her, grabbing my bloody ass in agony, I let out an air-piercing whistle. From the darkened alley behind the 7-11 comes my pack of 35 specially-trained, long-haired attack chihuahuas! And, my god, they're STARVING!
Taking advantage of my foe's blindness and broken ribs, they swarm over her, and she's engulfed in a cloud of snarling, salivating, vicious, fuzzy cuddleness! It's like ants on an abandoned ice cream cone! Before anyone knows what's what, the chihuahuas have ravaged her to the bone. All that's left is her raggedy-ass weave and that damned, butt-mutilating shiv.
My attack chihuahuas abandon their meal to comfort me. Of course, there's a medic chihuahua that comes over to assess the damage.
"Thanks, Chico," I say as he pulls the last stitch through with his little chihuahua teeth.
I pat him on his tiny, tiny little head, and he wags his tail as if to say, "De nada, mi amiga."
I pick him up, and we head into the 7-11 for a Big Gulp. Today was a good day.
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A. Get over it? No, we will never get over it. I can clearly remember my first love, from middle school, and I'm 30 now.
However, we can stop thinking about it so much, and we can fill the emptiness inside us with new experiences. We can never think back to our lost loves and truly be happy, but we can find new loves, and new things that make us happy.
If you're suffering right now, then I'm sorry, and my heart goes out to you, but no matter how badly you feel, I swear to you, that you have the strength to go on, and find love once more.
Hell, if I can, then anyone can.
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A. Bird, is the word. It began being the word in 1963, with the release of the song 'surfing bird' by the band Trashmen.
At that point, and for the next 46 years, 'bird' has consistently been the word every month of every year, besides a short time in 1992, when the word briefly became 'Ai Caramba'.
With that one exception, bird has been the word for longer than many of us have been alive, and I'm surprised that you weren't aware of this.
Well don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word! A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word...
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A. Why not? It's not like we have something better to do. Sometimes you just have to grab onto life and ride it as best you can, while waving your hat in the air.
Sure, you might fail, it might end in disaster, and you never know, you might just die, but what's your next best option? Simply waiting around to die?
The world's an amazing and wonderful place, and we've been blessed (either by chance or a higher power) with the ability to make choices and gather memories.
So what are you waiting for? Go out and make choices! Gather memories! Have fun with it!
In the end, we're all dead anyway, which is another way of saying that every game has to end. So what if the game is going to end? The point of the game was to have fun. As long as you do that, then nothing else matters.
Peace. ^_^
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