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Q. What are the qualities you look for in a member of your preferred sex?
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A. A girl once told me that her aunt gave her the "BEST ADVICE EVER". The advice was "If you want to keep a man, be a chef in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom". She acted like this was the most enlightening thing she had ever heard. I thought it was just common sense, but whatever. Any chick that does both of those is pretty much a keeper, as long as she isn't too crazy or annoying.
The girl that told me that is going to be a PhD in physics. If she gets the PhD and still cooks and is a whore in the bedroom, she would be optimal because she is also misanthropic like me. I regret that she was taken the whole time that knew her. She was also super sexy, but she could be ugly and I'd still feel the same way.
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