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Q. Why don't you have a gas engine inside you?
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A. Because then I would be dead.
Or, not human.
Either way I wouldn't be able to answer this question. Or even read and comprehend this question.
So perhaps I should have just left a blank space?
In which case, I would have meant, "Gasp! Why of course I do, you swine."
Of course, having not read or understood or had the ability to answer the question, me leaving a blank space would have been no intended clue that I had one, and I doubt you would have figured it out.
I'm half tempted to delete all of this and see what you think, but seeing as I'll never know, I think I'll leave all of this garble here, in place of a wittier answer.
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