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Q. what's it like being so fucking fat and awesome and terrible
New Zealand
A. It's great. You plod down the street, thrusting those of lesser stature aside, barging your way to the nearest hotdog vendor.
After wolfing down a dozen or so of those tasty morsels, it's time to jump on a motorised scooter and drive slowly in the middle of traffic. If people beep their car horns at you, you just toot the little buzzer on the scooter and give them some fat-sass!
That is, if you can turn your neck far enough to see who the hell is beeping at you. Forget that anyway, just eat more hotdogs. Where'd that street vendor go?
Australia
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